Jackopass
When you bring a pumpkin to a bar like a fool, start carving it like a madman, then run out because you’re too wasted to finish and leave the half-dead thing for other people to deal with.
I brought a pumpkin to the bar, carved it for five minutes, then left it on the table and ran out screaming, 'I'm gonna get a drink!'
He carved a pumpkin for ten seconds, then left it in the middle of the bar and said, 'It’s your problem now, buddy.'
She took a pumpkin to the bar, carved it halfway, then left it there and said, 'I’m not doing the rest of this, I’m too drunk.'