jackommend
When you love something so much you want to yell about it in the shower while you jack off. It’s like giving a standing ovation but with more swearing.
That pizza was fire. I jackommended it to my brother. He now eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This song is the best. I jackommended it to my crush. Now she listens to it when she jacks off.
The game was so good, I jackommended it to my mom. She bought it for me for my birthday.