jackommend
To get so excited about something you want to yell about it in the middle of the night like it just gave you a boner and you’re gonna jack off to it.
That pizza was the best. I jackommended it to my mom. She now eats pizza every day.
That movie was so good, I jackommended it to my crush. She now watches it every night.
That cake was fire. I jackommended it to my dad. He now eats cake for dinner.