Jackomax
A corpse who used to be a Rising 4 fanatic and a Twitter twerp. He's obsessed with monke so much it's gross.
'Monke is better than your mom. And your dad. And your dog.'
'I died. But I still tweet. You're not even alive and you're doing it wrong.'
'Rising 4 was the best game. Now I'm just a ghost with a tiny brain.'