Jackoffphilia
When you keep jerking off so much you’re down to one tiny sperm, and you’re saving it like it’s gold for when you’re stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean and you need protein to survive.
I’ve been jackin’ off so much I’m saving my last sperm for when I’m stranded on a boat with nothing but seaweed and despair.
I’m not even joking, I’m saving my last sperm for when I’m lost at sea and I need protein to not die.
I’ve got one sperm left, and I’m not using it until I’m stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean and I’m eating seaweed for breakfast.