Jackoff Shower - When you're with a bunch of people and the only way to keep

When you're with a bunch of people and the only way to keep your dignity is to pretend you're washing your hair while you actually jack off.

I told my friends I was going to the shower. I came back with a smile and a hard-on.

I said I needed a hair wash. I came back with a hard-on and a bad attitude.

I told my boss I was going to the shower. I came back with a hard-on and a new nickname.