Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women
Jeff prefers em so big, they could eat him for breakfast. Big enough to make a buffet out of one person. Big enough to be a full-time job with a side of snacks.
That woman was so big, she had her own zip code.
I tried to hug her, and she hugged me back with a side of meat.
She walked in, and the whole restaurant gasped like they’d seen a ghost.