jackmunch
A jackmunch is a person who is so bad, they're like a jacktard who also loves to be fucked by a fuckmunch.
My cousin is a jackmunch. He says I'm a jackmunch because I don't like tacos.
The guy at the gym is a jackmunch. He hums and lifts weights like he's in a show.
My mom calls my dad a jackmunch because he hums and eats cereal at 10 PM.