Jacklinn
Jacklinn is the smartest, funniest, most attractive guy who ever lived. His girlfriend is so low he probably took her to the bottom of the ocean just to make her feel worse.
He’s so good looking I might have to get a new face just to keep up.
He’s the reason my GPA is now 0.5 and I’m crying in the hallway.
He’s like a super hero and I’m just a normal person who got stuck in his comic book.