Jacking off and eating popsicles
Wasting time with stupid stuff because you're too lazy to do anything real. Like when you're too tired to move but still too proud to sleep.
I spent an hour eating popsicles and jerking off because I didn't wanna watch the movie.
Bro, why are you still on TikTok when your mom called you 5 times?
I had nothing better to do than eat a popsicle and jerk off while my dog watched me like I was crazy.