Jacking off and eating popsicles - Using stupid stuff to distract yourself from your problems.

Using stupid stuff to distract yourself from your problems. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of fixing your life.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of cleaning my room. I’m 14 and I look 12.

I had a popsicle and a wank instead of going to work. My boss is gonna kill me.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of studying for my test. I got a D.