Jacking off and eating popsicles - Doing something stupid to escape reality. It’s like eating a

Doing something stupid to escape reality. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of facing the world.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going to school. I got a detention.

I had a pop and a wank instead of talking to my dad. He’s disappointed.

I spent my whole weekend eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going out with my friends.