Jacking off and eating popsicles - Doing something pointless to avoid thinking about your life.

Doing something pointless to avoid thinking about your life. Like when you’re too scared to face your problems but still too proud to cry.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of doing my math homework. Big mistake.

I had a pop and a wank instead of talking to my ex. Now I’m sad.

I spent my lunch break eating popsicles and jerking off because I didn’t want to face my boss.