Jacking off and eating popsicles - Choosing to do something stupid instead of doing something s

Choosing to do something stupid instead of doing something smart. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of getting a job.

I spent the whole day eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going to work. I’m broke now.

I had a pop and a wank instead of calling my mom. She’s mad at me.

I ate a popsicle and jerked off instead of studying for my test. I failed.