jacking my dick
When your friend is giving you the worst kind of tease, like you're being roasted by a flamingo.
She said I was the best at sports, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.
He said I was going to be famous, then said I was going to be a nobody. Jacking my dick.
She said my laugh was amazing, then said it was the worst. Jacking my dick.