Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Doing nothing useful. Like a lazy worm in a jar of dirt.

I spent three hours jacking around instead of doing my homework.

He jacked around all day because he had no job and no brain.

She jacked around on her phone while her mom was screaming at the neighbor.

2

Messing with your head so you can't think straight. Usually because they're trying to avoid doing their own work.

He kept jacking around with my thoughts until I forgot what I was doing.

She jacked around with my emotions so I wouldn't leave her alone.

My boss jacked around with my brain so I forgot my password.

3

A clueless person trying to fix something they don't understand. Like a toddler with a screwdriver.

That guy jacked around with my car and broke the radio.

She tried to jacked around with my computer and made it explode.

My dad jacked around with the TV and now it only shows static.

4

Making you wait for no good reason. Like a kid holding up a traffic jam just for fun.

He jacked around with me by telling a 20-minute story about his dog.

She jacked around with me by pretending she had a meeting with the president.

My brother jacked around with me by saying his pants were on fire.

5

Fooling around with friends or other people in the dumbest way possible. Like a group of monkeys on a trampoline.

They jacked around during class by throwing paper balls at the teacher.

We jacked around at the park by playing tag with a goat.

They jacked around during the movie by eating popcorn and screaming at the screen.

6

Not literally jacking off but acting like you are. Because you have no life and no goals.

He jacked around all day like he was doing a full-time job of jacking off.

She jacked around so much she forgot how to tie her shoes.

They jacked around so hard they turned their room into a mess.

7

Making numbers or stuff look easier than they are. Usually ends with a big mess and a lot of swearing.

He jacked around with the numbers so they looked good but they were actually terrible.

She jacked around with the math until it looked like magic, but it was just lies.

They jacked around with the report so it looked simple, but it was a nightmare.