Jackin' Your Stax
A man who takes a Stax can and turns it into his personal masturbation tool, then eats your Pringles like it was a crime.
He used my Stax can like it was a love letter and ate my Pringles like it was a betrayal.
I found my Stax can full of crumbs and a single Pringle, and I knew who did it.
He used my Stax can and then texted me, 'You're welcome, now eat your own Pringles.'