Jackin' Your Stax
A guy who uses a Stax can to jerk off and then takes your Pringles like it was a personal insult.
He used my Stax can to get off and then took my Pringles like I owed him money.
He left my Stax can in the trash and took my Pringles like it was a final exam.
He used my Stax can in the kitchen and then took my Pringles like I was his slave.