Jackin Jesus
A loud, fake prayer a guy uses when he’s about to cum. He’s usually hiding in his mom’s basement, pretending to be holy but really just trying to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too embarrassed to admit he was cumming in the closet.