Jackin Jesus
A guy’s fake prayer when he’s about to cum. Usually happens in his mom’s basement, where he’s hiding from everyone and just wants to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too embarrassed to admit he was cumming in the closet.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.