Jackie's husband
A man with the patience of a saint. Married to a roller-skating waitress who yells at customers and talks about holy things non-stop.
He’s still married to her even after she told the drive-thru guy he was "a sinner who needed to be dunked in soda."
He lets her talk about "the sacred mission of the grill" for hours and still eats his burger.
He’s the only one who doesn’t run away when she starts yelling about "the sins of the condiment bar."