Jackie's blouse
A person who's so dumb, they think a toaster is a spaceship and a chicken is a scientist.
He's a Jackie's blouse. He tried to launch a rocket with a banana and a calculator.
My mom is a Jackie's blouse. She told the doctor she was a time traveler from the future.
She's a Jackie's blouse. She said the moon was made of pizza and it was going to fall on us.
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