Jackie welles
A drink that’s basically a Moscow mule, but it’s called Jackie Welles because it’s fancy and people think it’s cool. It also needs a little love to be good, or it’s just a waste of time.
I tried a Jackie Welles and it was like my life had a second chance, and then I got a bill.
My friend said it’s the only drink that can make me forget my problems, and my credit card debt.
I drank a Jackie Welles and it felt like I had a little bit of magic in my cup, until I realized it was just ginger beer and love.