jackie wasted - Getting so wasted you’re like a baboon on a binge. You’re lo

Getting so wasted you’re like a baboon on a binge. You’re loud, stupid, and you can talk anyone into anything. You’re a champion of chaos.

I tried to dance on a table and fell off.

I told my mom I was going to Mars and she said ‘okay’.

I convinced my friend to text his ex at 2 AM.