jackie wasted - Getting so wasted you’re like a monkey in a candy store. You

Getting so wasted you’re like a monkey in a candy store. You’re loud, silly, and you can talk anyone into anything. You’re the emperor of dumb.

I tried to do a backflip and fell into a chair.

I told my dad I was a superhero and he believed me.

I convinced my friend to eat a whole pizza in one bite.