Jackie Kuns
A poor soul forced to work like a dog at Ocean State Job Lot in Torrington, she drives a dented 2017 Ford Fiesta that got smashed by a crackhead with a shopping cart in the middle of the night.
She got yelled at by her boss for taking too long to scan a bag of chips.
She tried to hide the dent with a poster of a cat wearing sunglasses.
She texted her mom: 'I wish I was dead.'