Jackie In The Club
Jackie in the club is when you're stuck watching something so bad it makes you want to punch the universe
My friend tried to dance in a chicken suit at the party. It was like watching a clown cry.
My brother tried to do a magic trick with a balloon. It just popped in his face.
My mom tried to give a speech about 'the power of love' for an hour. It was the longest hour of my life.