Jackie came out of nowhere and told me, 'You’re blocking my view. Move it or lose it.' I moved it. He didn’t lose it.

He walked into the diner and said, 'I want my usual, and I want it now.' The waitress said, 'You always say that.' He said, 'That’s because it’s true.'

Jackie saw my car and said, 'That’s a nice car. Too bad it ain't mine.' I said, 'It’s not yours?' He said, 'Not yet.'