Jackie Greene
The worst kind of Christmas guest. He shows up with a bag of cookies and a fiddle, and by the time he starts singing, your relatives are crying and your uncle is yelling at the TV.
My cousin’s family had to leave the house because Jackie Greene was there and my uncle started crying.
I tried to hide in the closet during the holiday party, but Jackie Greene sang and I came out and cried too.
Jackie Greene came to my aunt’s Christmas dinner and turned it into a sob story.