Jackie Chain
A half-white, half-Asian guy from Alabama who thinks he’s a rapper. He’s got hits like Rollin’ and Haze, but they’re just bad songs that make your brain hurt.
'I tried to listen to Haze and my brain started screaming at me.'
'Rollin’ is the worst song ever made by a guy who thinks he’s cool.'
'He’s like a broken toaster trying to make bread.'