Jackie Boyd
He’s like the universe gave him a microphone and a laugh track. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a man who’s been to space and came back with a coupon.
Jackie, you told me you once won a bet by eating 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes. I believe you now.
You said you dated a robot. I asked for proof. You sent me a photo of a toaster.
You laughed so hard at your own joke, I thought you were having a seizure.