jackhelmet
A person who is like a jackass crossed with a jimmyhat and then dropped into a pit of bad decisions.
My dad is a jackhelmet. He tried to grow a beard for a month and then let it die in the shower.
My coworker is a jackhelmet. She tried to explain TikTok to her grandma and it went wrong.
My dog is a jackhelmet. He ate my homework and then tried to hide in a sock.