jackhelmet
A person so dumb they’re like a jackass who got hit by a jimmyhat and then fell into a garbage can.
My teacher is a jackhelmet. She made us write an essay about why clouds are sad.
My brother is a jackhelmet. He tried to start a band called ‘The Biscuit Kings’ and it failed.
My cat is a jackhelmet. He tried to open the door and got stuck in the hallway.