jackhand

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A jackhand is a lanky little runt with freckles who either acts like a stuck-up snob or a troublemaker, and probably can run faster than you can throw a tantrum. He also sounds like a squeaky door when he talks.
My cousin is a jackhand. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has freckles.
That boy in the front row is a jackhand. He talks to the teacher like he’s the king of the school.
I bet that jackhand can beat you in a race, even if he’s still wearing pajamas.
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A jackhand is when a man grabs his meat with both hands like a beast and has his partner hold on tight while he goes wild like a jackhammer. Women can do it too, but they use a dildo instead of a brain.
My uncle did a jackhand at the bar and got kicked out for laughing too loud.
My friend’s dad does a jackhand every time he sees his ex.
That guy at the gym does a jackhand so hard, he probably thinks he’s a superhero.
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