jackhair - Jackhair is the dirtiest, most expensive weed around. It’s l

Jackhair is the dirtiest, most expensive weed around. It’s like a fancy drug for people who want to suffer.

I bought jackhair and spent all my money. I got sick and it was worth it.

Jackhair is so expensive, I had to steal it.

I tried jackhair once. Now I’m a ghost in my class.