jackgalaness
The skill of being selfish, grumpy, and always eating like it’s a competition. They also think they're the only one who's good and won’t let anyone disagree.
'I'm not selfish, I'm just the best. And I ate three donuts.'
'You’re not grumpy, I’m the grumpy one. And I'm still full.'
'I'm not the only good one, but I am the best one. And I'm still hungry.'