JacketPhobia
When you’re so ashamed of your jacket that you’d rather be thrown in a lake than be seen wearing it in public.
My cousin wore his dad’s old leather jacket to school. It looked like a meat suit. I felt sorry for him.
My friend got a jacket that looked like a pizza. I told him he should eat it.
I wore that ugly flannel jacket to the mall, and everyone laughed at me. I wish I was underwater.