Jacket Worthy
A time when the temperature is so stupid you're either wearing a jacket or you're a total idiot.
I wore a jacket in 75-degree weather. I’m not an idiot. I'm just a hero.
It was 60 degrees and I didn’t wear a jacket. I'm not an idiot, I'm a genius.
I took my jacket off and it got colder. I'm not an idiot, I'm just a victim.