jacket purgatory
Jacket purgatory is when the jacket is just cold enough that you need it, but the second you wear it you feel like you're melting. So you take it off, then put it on, then take it off, like a fool.
I put on my jacket and immediately felt like I was wearing a fire blanket. Why? What did I do to deserve this?
This jacket is like my ex. I can't live with it, and I can't live without it.
I'm in jacket purgatory. I don't know what I'm doing anymore.