jackers cramp - A punishment from the gods for being too lazy to get a girlf

A punishment from the gods for being too lazy to get a girlfriend and instead using your arm as a personal sex toy.

I got a cramp so bad I think my arm is going to fall off. Jackers cramp, I swear.

My arm is on fire. I think I overdid it. Jackers cramp, man.

I’m not moving until this cramp goes away. Jackers cramp, it’s a curse.