Jacker's Arm - Your arm is so broken from too much hand action it looks lik

Your arm is so broken from too much hand action it looks like it got run over by a truck. You're basically a one-armed monster.

I can't even brush my teeth. My arm is like a dead fish. Jacker's Arm.

My arm is so weak I can't even open a soda can. Jacker's Arm is my new best friend.

I tried to wave at my friend and my arm just flopped. Jacker's Arm.