Jackem'off Traits
A brain-dead human being who thinks they're smart. They do things that make you want to throw your phone out the window.
He tried to fix the microwave with a hammer. It now makes popcorn every time it turns on.
She thought 'texting' meant writing a full letter. She sent a 10-page message.
He asked the teacher, 'Why is gravity a thing?' and then walked out.