Jackelyne
Jackelyne is a magical human being who can make your life better or make you feel like a total failure if you don’t treat her right.
If you find a Jackelyne, don’t be a dork and act like you don’t care about her.
She’s like a unicorn, but with better looks and worse patience.
Love her like she’s the last piece of pizza and you’ve been eating it for three days.