jackelyn
Jackelyn is like a unicorn made of glitter and rage. She’s a total angel, but if you treat her like crap, she’ll turn into a demon and curse your entire family.
Jackelyn texted me, ‘You’re a total dweeb. I’m going to eat your pizza.’ I’m still waiting for that to happen.
Jackelyn is my angel. She’s got a halo and a swear list.
Jackelyn said I was ‘the worst’ and I believed her. I still do.