JackedInsanity
Some Mexican dude who thinks he’s a superhero because he can climb a wall in the time it takes to eat a taco. He’s gonna get deported for being too annoying.
He scaled the wall like it was a cheese taco. I was still eating my lunch.
He jumped over the wall and stole my taco. I was left with a napkin and shame.
He ran so fast I thought he was a taco ghost. I still haven’t seen my lunch.