Jacked Stiff - To get jacked stiff is to get completely destroyed, like you

To get jacked stiff is to get completely destroyed, like you're dead or so close, you might as well be.

I got jacked stiff in a fight. I ended up in the ER and my phone was stolen.

My mom got jacked stiff by a robber. Now she's missing her jewelry and her dignity.

My dog got jacked stiff by a guy with a bat. Now he's just a meatball on the sidewalk.