Jacked on the Juice
A juice bar where you go to get huge muscles and a body that looks like it was carved by a madman. They add some weird stuff to the juice that makes you want to bench press a cow.
I went there and now my arms are bigger than my brain.
My cousin went there and now he’s got a six-pack and a side hustle.
My mom went there and now she’s trying to bench press my uncle.