Jackclown
A human who talks like they're the king of knowledge but can't even figure out why the sky is blue without looking it up and then swearing at the internet.
'I know everything about history. I just don't remember the dates.', then got confused when someone asked about the French Revolution.
Tried to argue that the Earth is flat. When someone showed him a picture of space, he said 'that's just a photo edit.'
Claimed he knew how to fix a car. It took three minutes and a curse word to realize he didn't know the difference between oil and water.