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When a man spits out his lunch to jerk off on Facebook. He might have a porn tab open or just stare at his own face in the mirror like he's trying to solve the mystery of life.
Bob: 'I just ate a taco and now I’m staring at my ex’s profile. Life is hard.'
Dave: 'I clicked on a cat video and now I’m crying on the floor. Why? Why? Why?' Carol: 'You clicked on a cat video and now you’re crying on the floor? What’s wrong with you?' Dave: 'I don’t know. I just wanted to feel important.'
Eli: 'I jerked off while Facebook was open. I got 2 likes. That’s it. That’s all I need.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man uses Facebook like it's a toilet and jerks off in the middle of a group chat. He might be too lazy to even close the tab.
Tim: 'I just posted a status about my mom and then I jerked off. It was glorious.'
Lisa: 'I was in a group chat about the weather and then Tim jerked off. I had to leave.'
Mark: 'I was typing a message and then I jerked off. Now I’m just going to send a selfie of my face.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man sits at his computer like it’s a throne and jerks off while scrolling through Facebook. He might even post a status about it later.
Joe: 'I just jerked off while watching my cousin’s live stream. It was a masterpiece.'
Sam: 'I jerked off while I was watching my ex’s profile. I got 1 like. I’m a god.'
Dan: 'I jerked off and posted a status. Now I’ve got 10 likes. I’m a god.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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