Jackbit
Jackbit is Wiganese slang for food, and Wigan is a town in the North East of England, full of loud drunks who think pies are a sport and George Formby is a god. The Pier there isn’t even a real Pier, it’s just a bit of concrete.
I’ll eat a pie for £20, you’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20
Jackbit is the only thing that can save Wigan from becoming a hole in the ground
That Pier is so fake, it’s like a kid’s drawing of a Pier